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By puzzled - / Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:58 / United Kingdom
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once I was walking past some trees on a very windy day. I don't know why but I was walking with my mouth open. suddenly I felt something under my tongue. I spat it out and saw what looked like a baby centipede or something wriggling in my saliva.

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I have absolutely no idea how it got in my mouth. I'd been outside all day but it wasn't like I was rolling around on the ground or anything! Maybe it was on my toothbrush but then I prob would have noticed so who knows!?

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What d'you mean, 'nice try'? What on earth would I be trying to achieve in pretending to be the OP? Who does that? Regardless, if there are people who do such things, I'm not one of them. I forgot to log in when I posted it (actually I forgot I'd created an account since I'd never posted/commented before) but it seems you have to log in to reply. When did everyone become so cynical - no one ever accepts anything at face value anymore. If I were ever to become Queen of the World I would ban cynicism forever. Give me naivity anyday; it makes the world a nicer place. As long as you stay savvy about the things that matter, of course. And if you're going to pick on the fact that it says I'm from Worcestershire in my post and Cambridgeshire on my profile, I have no idea why it says that, but we all know it gets it wrong sometimes. Apart from anything else, why on earth would I want to pretend to be someone who had a woodlouse in their mouth?

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To soso sunshine, do you know how ridiculous and immature you seem? Its quite obvious your not the OP. And by the looks of your picture its also quite obvious you have no life resulting in you having more than enough time to pretend to be the OP. Hell even the fantasy "if I were queen of the world, id....." line shows you have no life and are in Lala land. Thankyou and goodbye

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how can you not know what a woodlouse is? You probably live somewhere hot and dry :S Anyway its a DISGUSTING insect that like dark damp places and usually hides under plant pots and shit It's also a pill bug if you know what that is

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People probably don't recognize the word "woodlouse" because most people don't really call them that. I didn't know what a woodlouse was until someone above mentioned a roley poley being one. Then I understood.

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@ TheRipper and px, well, that was just my hypothesis, since people from all over the world come to this website. I had no way to know that the term used was not common in America :) I just found out what it was after I put it on Google.

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Its called a rolley polly where i'm from. Theyy like moist places dark places. Check under ur doormat around spring whenn it rains. I honestly don't think their that badd. It coulda beena roach...:/

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Eww sux at least it wasnt sone kind of poisonus insect!! I ddnt know wat a woodlouse was till I googled it but in florida we call them rolly pollies!! Cuz they roll up in a lil ball....

omg i would've died. there's these little weevils that get into my uncooked pasta and other starchy crap (such as crackers 'n shit) up in my cabinets and I have to put all my pasta in plastic tubs and make sure I take out all the food every few weeks and spray pesticides all over it. It's a pain and the bugs are freakin' gross!!

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My screen-name? Or my story about the little bugs? Lol, I think u mean screenname so I will explain: My friends and I were all talking on the bus-ride home once and we were talking about how gay youtube is for deleting random videos for "lawsuit pending purposes" and then my guy-friend said his youtube name was "twat-waffle" and I loooovvvveeedddd it, so I made that my FML name. Also, my other screen-names are, like, cunt_bubble 'n shit....lol:)

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How GAY YouTube was? That's offensive. Why don't you grow up and stop talking like a valley girl and learn not to use offensive slang. Gay is not a bad thing, so quit using it like it is.

Wow gross! That sucks. And that is why I always check my un-cooked and cooked food bugs freak me out and I would never want something like that to happen to me! FYL for sure.

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