Kids: Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom....

By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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kel_pie 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

imperfectclarity 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

Comments

Cthulu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:10

I guess he's going to call you "the bathroom" from now on.

saranottelling 7

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:13

PedoBear, is that you?

Cthulu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:48

No, it's Michael Jackson's reanimated corpse.

KingTaco 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:45

Nah, it's ShotaCat

saranottelling 7

Friday 12 February 2010 2:55

It doesn't say if the OP is male or female so we are all right! Yay!

codietus 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:17

I would be forced to beat him.

quietlytearful 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:58

what??

7447 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:17

why was he on your lap with no pants?

MCRandFOBlover19 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:57

yeah really... know you were babysitting but... don't think I'd hire you

3DLoli 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:18

Pedo.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:20

What a cowinkie-dink, I'm not wearing pants either.

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:21

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:42

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Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:29

It's on the Internet already. Search 2 girls 1 cup fail rendition :)

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:40

Just look at my avitar, no pants ;)

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:45

I'm pretty sure you're not a dog. Besides they don't normally live 40 human years.

babybubz 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:23

I wanna pet the nice doggy >.>

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:44

I just haven't shaved in a while...

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:32

This is a job for the Sexual Harrassment Panda :D A little off since its more along the lines of pedo, but hey, what the hell!

purplemnm 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:12

south park reference win

hummingbug 2

Friday 12 February 2010 3:49

the parents should have been clear to the child to keep their pants on. it's so inappropriate. a child should only be that open around family members and if the OP was they would have said so in a post rather than saying "a child" so regardless of the potty training stage, the child should have had them on and the OP should have enforced that as well.

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:34

then he was wearing a skirt? awww how adorable! i luv cross dressing! and cosplaying but seriosuly, hopefully the parents let you wash and shower and clean your pants... Oo but thats one bad ass little kid :)

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:39

i wonder how long itll take for pedobear to comeafter me...

SheysRebellion 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:39

Just cuz the kid wasn't wearing pants doesn't mean he was naked nor being molested. I have several nieces and nephews, and I work will small children. When they're little and potty training, it's easier to just let them hang around the house in there underwear. It's makes it easier for them to get there pants pulled down and on to the potty in time.