Kids: Today, I was babysitting my baby brother, and my mom left her...

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By 3R1Cyak - 02/03/2016 00:12 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was babysitting my baby brother, and my mom left her breastmilk in a bottle for me to feed to him. I was on my phone and reached for my water bottle but I accidentally drank from his bottle instead. FML

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