Kids: Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled...

By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By baffled - 22/08/2012 20:36 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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By coffee_princess - 22/07/2010 23:14 - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Catch!

By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:23

What a precious childhood memory. Every kid should keep one of those, mine is under my pillow along with my tonsils, wisdom teeth and my first crap.

kiran_fml 5

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:18

disgusting!!!

Comments

Zomlette 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:27

Blech. I'm down with umbilical cords because that's what kept me alive for quite some time, but I'm not gonna frame one or anything. Kids are weird.

venom11065 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:28

This... just cant be true...

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:40

That is just Plain Gross. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

domii_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:42

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, her parents, are a bit....messed up.

xAvital 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:47

thats gross................ what the hell

paprikacha 9

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:47

Okay, that's just ****** up.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:56

Ewwie... So how old is that girl?? (what I'm really asking is... How old is that umbilical cord?? )

blueflare21 3

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:58

What the hell that's just disturbing reminds me I that game silent hill 4 the room if anyone played it and beat it...

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:59

What I like about this FML is that there's no way you could've seen it coming. The climax was just so.. surprising and disgusting at the same time. Awesome FML, fav'd.