By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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neverland_fml 0

I think this is the best FML I've seen in a while. A+ to you, sir. :D

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safaeita 32

That was exactly what i was thinking haha

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yndigot 0

...maybe she's into guys who initially seem like freaky nipple-rubbing perverts?

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jenMalfoy 0

not laughing...not laughing...deep breath...I'm good! Aw, yeah...that's pretty bad, makes me really question where I put my ipod...huh.

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xClarkGable 0

Uh...I don't see how this is funny to people. Plus, people who bast their music are SO annoying.

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lilpsyco 16

Quit being a dick this is pure awesome

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3reezee 0

hahahahahaha. funniest FML for a long time, thankyou

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stoicambience 0

I've seen/read this before. A few times.

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elfuzzo 0

You were about to have a conversation, why would you merely turn your iPod down instead of turning it off entirely so you can listen to the other person? Take your bloody headphones off and carry on a conversation like a normal human being. YDI.

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