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By BlownAway - 14/08/2016 02:54 - United States - Austin

Today, I was at the gym when I started chatting with a cute girl. Trying to show off I said I could lift 490lb with my legs on one of the machines. When I went to try I farted. Extremely loud. FML
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chrisbeaudoin 26

Whenever an fml says "I tried to show off" it's an instant ydi.

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cat_dog 10

Extra boost for the lift. Leg press I'm guessing, really compresses that poop chute.

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cat_dog 10

Extra boost for the lift. Leg press I'm guessing, really compresses that poop chute.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Whenever an fml says "I tried to show off" it's an instant ydi.

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westernmd 6

490 with your legs? try to work on squating the machines at the gym usually do more harm than good free weights are the way to go

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Mr_Mole 24

That's not how you impress a lady. Try being polite and charming.

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ThrottleJockey 35

You mean grunting and farting are not charming? I've been going about this all wrong...

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sohigh10 34

You blew her away, probably took her breath away too.. Charming, OP

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orangejubejube 20

Showing off at a gym usually only gets you hurt, embarrassed, or both.

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jamesderp 15

Only 490? On the leg press? You have no business showing off anyways

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