By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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Jimboom 11

Hand in your testicles at the door please sir. You are way to dumb and gullible to be a man.

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starile 19

OP didn't day say anything about what his reaction was, so we have no idea what he did to earn "Best Reaction" :(

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MissErikaHart 0

he was freaking out. imagine it.

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gracieroxursox 3

he didnt vomit because the doctor told him, he went to the doctor because he had been throwing up

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kawigurl 0

lmao! What a great doctor! wish everyone had a sense of humor like that!

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RedPillSucks 31

Unless you're a hermaphrodite, I'm not sure why you would fall for this?

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Quest_ 13

Of course you deserve it for being that stupid. People like you are a personal joke between all the people with IQs over 80.

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xClairex_fml 1

may I said that you're ridiculously dumb for believing it!

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marinus_fml 19

Would you like me to sing "sweet kitty, soft kitty" while you're sick in bed? Props to who gets the reference.

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marinus_fml 19

Not what I was referring to.. actually, never heard if it.

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Quasar_fml 0

Sweet kitty, soft kitty, little kitty purrrr... lol sheldon :P

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Quest_ 13

Enough with your Big Bang propaganda. The reference was clearly from Highway *****.

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Iskaria 0

The reference of being sick in bed and having it sung is Big Bang Theory... 'little ball of fuuuur'

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