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By kristenisforeveraklutz - 12/04/2016 17:44 - United States - Cunningham

Today, I was at the bookstore and noticed a coloring book that I liked on the main display. As I went to pick up a book, I knocked over half of the display. As I went to put one of the books back in its original spot, I knocked over the other half of the display. Everyone stared. FML

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