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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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cakelol 9

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:38

Well, at least you didn't rip your swimsuit as well. Could have been worse ;)

UnicornWine 22

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:39

It's okay, just tell him you became too excited to feel the sand between your toes and wanted it all over your body.

Comments

rachangie 19

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:48

Just a hysterical moment you can both laugh about later. If he helped you up while laughing, he's a keeper!:)

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:51

memorable

accidentalsheep 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:57

At least nothing worse happened, like taking him down with you or having your swimsuit fall off during the fall.

Laughasaurus 6

Wednesday 30 July 2014 17:50

I'm not a guy, but I'm pretty damn sure he would like the swimsuit falling off thing...

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:00

Tripping and falling shouldn't make a difference. We all have our falls some at the wrong times some at the good times. It sounds like he has some interest in you so you just need to be confident and still go after him and not let this fall stop you from doing so.

killer0689 20

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:02

I am sure Ur crush would have helped u get up.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 30 July 2014 11:00

You're in the wrong town, to be using text speak. This place is full of grammar Nazis...

chinaski7628 32

Wednesday 30 July 2014 11:18

On that note, 27, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that unnecessary comma. :)

berryjones11024 17

Wednesday 30 July 2014 12:58

I felt my IQ went down reading your comment.

tj4234 35

Thursday 31 July 2014 2:00

Dear God... you're right. O_o Sorry, it was too early in the morning. I was thinking of inverted sentence structure when I placed that comma.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:25

Who wants a girl that stays on her feet anyhow?

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:36

just tell him that when you look at him you can't help but fall for him.

Insertnamesz 3

Wednesday 30 July 2014 20:12

That was as smooth as a baby's bottom covered in crisco.

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 30 July 2014 11:56

Happens to the best, don't worry OP. You'll probably lough about it some day :3.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 30 July 2014 13:45

don't worry OP ..it will be fine.. he might like you..

aliceanon 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 13:59

I'm sure if he liked you, he would be concerned you were hurt. He wouldn't find it funny or anything like that.

RecklessLove 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 20:25

I don't know about anyone else but, even if liked someone I would laugh if they fell. Yeah, I'd check to see if they were okay but, I'd probably laugh while doing so.