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By Eli Transgender - 10/02/2016 12:27 - United States - Furlong
Today, I was at register when my coworkers shouted at me to stop hitting the help button that buzzes the back room. I've had issues with my breasts bumping stuff for 15 years but am transitioning now. Then I realized it. I'd hit it with my prosthetic penis. I couldn't even explain. FML.