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By smalls727 - / Tuesday 22 November 2016 17:46 /
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Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

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Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

By  species4872

Did they move back towards you because cat piss plus deodorant makes you smell like your on heat.

You should have complained to the leader that all of the others smell like cat pee. You'd get the best office and first crack at office supplies. Welcome to the corporate world!

Now, this is a situation where I could wholeheartedly click the "It could have happened to me" button, were it offered. *shifts under weight of 7 cats*

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A similar thing actually has happened to me XD I was in high school and I kept getting whifs of what I thought was cat pee, but couldn't quite place it. I thought maybe it was just my citrusy perfume mixed with some other smell. Then when I got home I realized that my cat had peed on my jacket the day before, and I didn't notice when I put it on because it was dry.

ofcourse you fucking move away from others, thinking its their fault. So ignorant that i want to puke in your mouth. Ignorant fuck. You are the typical human being. Blaming others when its ur own fault, most prolly americunt.

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