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By Lizzielollipop816 - / Thursday 18 February 2010 06:38 / United States
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By  Starfire22  |  5

You'll never know that he was laughing because he KNOWS what YOU did last summer... which is lead the shinobi ninjas to battle against the great evil emperor and in essance save the world and all that is good and pure in this world. Then you went on to finding love, losing love and aciedently killing your true, true love... You don't remember because the events of losing your true love was so horrid, they decided to do a mind wipe to maintain your sanity... does that make you feel better??!!

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  Hanban  |  0

Trauma time. You will spiral into a lot of thoughts deciphering his message, then you remember: you have "bumped into" him last week, only that time, you were eating a Quesadilla so the cheese makes you forget your inhibitions. Why yes, I have only thought of this just now.

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  do20ss  |  4

doubt he was trying to be funny, he saw the video ur ex-bf posted of u two, the one where u sucked him off and then he came on ur face...he was prolly embarrassed that he has seen ur junk n he doesn't even kno u...AND y didn't u guys just call the help at mcd's to clean that crap up, u don't have to

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  Hendrixguy  |  0

This FML reminds me somewhat of the Two and a Half Men Episode where charlie finds a website dedicated to trashing him, and has no clue when it started or who's behind it. Though his methods for solving that particular problem were border on lasciviousness, what we'd coloquially call, a man-whore. But you should try and do what you can to find out, because that'd drive me up the wall.

By  jimmyla  |  0

that's not fml your popular :p

By  MadaZer0  |  8

You pick up guys at McDonalds? Wow... Where do you go to get laid? BK? Wendy's? Oh let me guess even more! Subway don't you? I'm sure they have subs big enough to fit in your cooch!

By  Starfire22  |  5

You'll never know that he was laughing because he KNOWS what YOU did last summer... which is lead the shinobi ninjas to battle against the great evil emperor and in essance save the world and all that is good and pure in this world. Then you went on to finding love, losing love and aciedently killing your true, true love... You don't remember because the events of losing your true love was so horrid, they decided to do a mind wipe to maintain your sanity... does that make you feel better??!!

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  Starfire22  |  5

*snickers* your about six years to late honey, but nice try! You do not pass go, nor get $200 dollars from an aging old man in his near sixties, wearing a tux and top hat...

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