Miscellaneous: Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 02:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML

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Same thing different taste

By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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Holy shit

By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Monday 30 May 2016 14:41

the power of christ compels you!

feven 32

Monday 30 May 2016 15:07

That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite

Comments

DanaeZee 18

Monday 30 May 2016 17:28

The Holy Spirit doesn't sound like a nice being when it's into beating up people ... :-(

metalcrazed 21

Monday 30 May 2016 18:09

If she did it on purpose you need to press charges the "holy spirit" is not making her hurt people.

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 30 May 2016 18:50

how would it not be on purpose? hitting someone that hard isn't accidental, ever.

metalcrazed 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 9:23

I thought she may have been waving her arms around but the fml does seem like she just randomly slapped her.

trucker2 33

Monday 30 May 2016 18:48

Sounds like she slapped the devil out of you...Lord have mercy she wasn't cut you no slack

trucker2 33

Monday 30 May 2016 18:56

It could've been worse.... She could've smacked you with the holy book.

naviajack626 16

Monday 30 May 2016 18:57

Hey, I moderated this. :)

Razell 13

Monday 30 May 2016 19:10

Yeah... that wasn't the Holy Spirit. Have your pastor check her for signs of demon-torment.

trucker2 33

Monday 30 May 2016 19:14

Is it just me.... Or did anyone else picture The movie big mama...... Miss HADDY MAY PETERS

Ayasha_fml 12

Monday 30 May 2016 19:45

Church, fake tooth instead of not being shallow or having proper dentistry: YDI. They're all crazy, and that big woman should be charged with assault. Let's see how much the ghost of Christmas past can aid in her defense in court. "But but suh i was just feeling holy and religious."