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By Jennnn - / Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:08 / United States
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i gave u a thumbs up cuz i want to see just one time where the first comment says "first!" and doesnt get buried

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YDI for being a woman, bitch. And kudos to the guy who I'm supposed to be replying to. Zaraki Kenpachi - not bad :)

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Lol. I was reading through the comments, and for a second there, I thought I wrote that. You beat me to the punch.

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I remember reading that so I don't know why I got the image that the cop was a woman. Either way, it would be even better if the cop was a woman haha.

Watch the road... no matter how cute a cop is. It's not really a FML you got a ticket for not paying attention. It's a YDI, really. But I'll say both. At least he winked? (:

GOOD JOB, IDIOT. You totally deserve it. And seriously, how socially inept are you if you think that's how you successfully pick up guys? Your life is fucked because you're stupid as hell. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE or fuckin WALK. HAHAHAHAH

Say the policeman leaned into your car and grabbed your breast. Then say you're a black woman, then you're fine. - If you're white, say you're irish. That might work. White men tend to turn into Martin Luther King whenever a minority is done over for comitting a crime they actually comitted. And sexism is rampant. I love sexism. You might not get out of the ticket, but you can go on Oprah Winfrey who'll endorse your book.

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I agree with #34. Not only do you make yourself sound stupid by saying that, you're not even creative enough to come up with something new. Wow, you can repeat something you heard. We're impressed. /sarcasm

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Yep, he's sure letting us all know he's superior to women by mindlessly stating a ridiculous stereotype. Go buy yourself some big-boy britches, #32.

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Then where does all the precious pr0n come from??? They're holograms? Noooooooo!!1! My bubble. You bursted it.

OP, Christ, get your legs out from behind your ears and pay attention to the road when you're driving *facepalm*

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