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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By xrebeccalou - 25/12/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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lady_gagas_ho 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:07

Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.

LegndNikko 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:09

Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a *****.

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elisa_sanchez91 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:24

I would hope he is now your EX-BOYFRIEND. what a jerk.

Yukos 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:36

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Luckster 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:40

That 'joke' implied that once his girlfriend wasn't looking, he was gonna go bang the other girl in another room. You don't 'joke' about the status of your relationship.

omghehehe 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:58

Agree with Luckster and DameGreyWulf

Xader 0

Monday 23 November 2009 22:40

You can "joke" about anything you want if your partner isn't a total tightass...

Gavik 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:42

YDI for being ugly/giving bad head.

Jernau_Gurgeh 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:46

That's when you answered "no" for him, right?

cpatrick820 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:58

Yeah, i'm a dude and I have to say that's ****** up. Dump his ass, he will as soon as he finds someone "better"

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:17

Joke or not, that was a pretty dick move. "YOU'RE SO UGLY I WANNA CHEAT ON YA/DUMP YO ASS nah I'm just kidding baby!" Maybe if she's a masochist... but then, this wouldn't be an FML as they would have then had wild sex.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:18

No he's not, he's Barney Stinson. Hopefully he was just kidding. EDIT: DARN! Tried to reply to the top.

I_Call_Fake 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:23

To OP, are u retarted?? then what did that girl say? are they dating? U never said what happened next...thats probally because your BF was just kidding but u still wanted to get on the front page,so YDI