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By okaythen... - 16/02/2016 03:34 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I was at a local Chapters and made a comment about a pile of books stacked next to my friend. They all were about Mental health so I said "someone must be having a lot of mental problems," a Small woman turned around and said, "Those are mine," FML

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