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By sugarshugar - 14/03/2016 16:54 - United States

Today, I was at a high school basketball game. Our team's leading scorer was at the freethrow line for what would have been the game-winning points. I remarked to my friend "these are going in." He missed them both. Now my friend claims I jinxed the team and won't talk to me. FML

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