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By PackardBell - 26/03/2016 20:03 - United States

Today, I was at a funeral for a recent passing of a friend's mother. While everyone was quiet, my 4-year-old son decided to tell a "Yo Mama" joke to me. We were given disgusted looks, we were kicked out, and my friend still won't answer my calls. FML

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