FML : Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight...

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Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lalalohan - / Friday 17 April 2009 15:19 / United States

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By shayansh | 0

#120202 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:11

Did she say anything back?

By mrhahn530 | 0

#120229 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:15

She probably noticed before you lol.

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By thrawg | 0

#120186 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:09

FIRST! Sry i just had 2 say but yeah FYL

By LackOfControl | 0

#120188 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:09

Might have been his mom you were sitting next to.

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secrets15 | 0

#1616964 - Thursday 28 October 2010 07:09

read it again she said it to his mom

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strangerdanger90 | 0

#2599185 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 10:47

/facepalm

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ConradKay | 13

#4459927 - Sunday 20 May 2012 07:41

did you actually read the fml?

By kkkristennnn | 0

#120189 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:09

now thats just awkward

By buttonbean | 0

#120198 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:11

lol wow tard.

By shayansh | 0

#120202 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:11

Did she say anything back?

By PureGold | 0

#120209 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:12

What was her reaction? :/

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#120228 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:15

Haha, I would sometimes think that too. I love ballet. (not because of guys' tights, though)

By mrhahn530 | 0

#120229 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:15

She probably noticed before you lol.

By sLap_fml | 0

#120248 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:19

hahaha that is dirty!

By rachelhuggo | 0

#120252 - Friday 17 April 2009 11:20

eh that's not too bad

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