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By A.L.Woody / Tuesday 11 August 2009 06:42 / United States
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I think the implication was that she was hitting on him. Not just like, "Hey man, let's chill sometime. Gimme your number." More like, "Hey cutie, can I have your number?" So, OP, you deserve whatever happens. You SUCK.

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she doesn't necessarily sleep with all her male friends, but by saying "the head cheerleader" instead of "this girl I know" he makes it obvious that his reasons for giving her his number aren't really above board.

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I said "the implication was..." And, in this case, it is obviously MEANT to sound like he was flirting. Any idiot can tell that (well, not ANY idiot, apparently). In the other post, you assumed she was lying on her back expecting amazing sex and doing nothing for it, based on her saying he couldn't give her an orgasm. Your assumption was a huge leap. Mine was reading between the lines into the tone of the post. You don't know what you're talking about, and please, spell my name correctly.

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True, we don't, but the overall tone of this was "I'm doing something bad I shouldn't be doing. Oops! My girlfriend was behind me and I didn't notice because I was drooling over this girl." I say that due to "head cheerleader" instead of "a girl", "I was so excited", and the fact that it is an FML for him. But we still can't know for sure.

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Actually, I must agree with Intoxicunt here. It does indeed seem to be the implication. Excited over the head cheerleader... how very high school. I'm sure your girlfriend also appreciated your relationship maturity... Of course, there's nothing to say she wouldn't do the same with the captain of whatever sports team. Sad world we live in. Also 54 might have a point. A lot of cheerleaders are real bitches like that, too.

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I agree with Intoxicunt. Why would he be "so excited" to give his phone number to someone he had only platonic interest in? When the length of FMLs is so limited, you must be able to make logical deductions. "Head cheerleader" is a social rank typically associated with unattainable beauty and popularity. When she approached him he readily gave her whatever she desired, and was "so excited" to do so, regardless of the fact that it contradicted his other social obligations. His actions clearly confirm that he was so excited to give her his number because he thought she was bangin'. You guys fail at FML.

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Yeah, Intoxicunt is right here. Some assumptions are intended to be made by the writing. If it was about his girlfriend being jealous of him being friends with other girls, it would have been worded that way. In the case of this FML, that is the stretch assumption with next to no basis.

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#64 said it perfectly: "logical deductions". We deduce from the information we are given that it was more than platonic. That's not the same thing as leaping to a conclusion like "if a guy couldn't make a girl orgasm, then she must be some self-absorbed bitch who just lies on her back waiting to experience mind-blowing sex without communicating to him her turn-ons and desires." See the difference?

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OH GOD, it is SO obvious that when he gave her his number, his intentions weren't innocent. "I was so excited I gave it to her without question." And his girlfriend was behind him, if he he only wanted to be friends with the girl, he wouldn't care.

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