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By TheWhitie - 21/02/2016 01:40 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, I was almost expelled after I wore a traditional african costume to class for our cultural week, as many black kids felt i was making fun of "their" culture. It seems the fact I was adopted and raised by an African immigrant family does not entitle me to consider it my culture too. FML

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