By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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saranottelling 7

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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ipwnallmen 10

flying flaming shit power activate!

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Howlingwolf 0

#20 stop tryin to hit on snickers. And Damn. now ur kid has leverage over u when they want something in public. Guess that's one way of "stop, drop, n rolling" lol.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Interesting double post! I haven't been posting as much because FML keeps deleting my comments, they need to sort this problem out.

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Towelie_31 0

#20 I tripped once when I didn't even need to crap and shit myself, expect the unexpected...

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bigz1 0

dud that ******* sucks man i hate it wen u try and take a shite and someone disturbes u

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victory25 0

I'm not understanding how you pooed on yourself. I am totally disturbed by this situation.

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danielw 0

#24, that is one of the funniest comments i've ever read on here XD

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Ajjas013 6

If that's one of the funniest comments then this is probably your first time.

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MXavierT 0

That's what she said.

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spez86 0

watch your kids it's a cardinal rule when u hve them other wise they do this to you lmao

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