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I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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hahahahaha i almost peed on myself laughing at this one...considering wat sum ppl been puttin up thts pretty much fml worthy lol

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I laughed out loud at this...ur kid seriously put ur wallet in the toaster? haha kids these days *tsk tsk*...gotta love em.

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Let's be glad it wasnt in the other bathroom with that other FML dude who was crawling in the dark and tripped and shit on himself. Jesus christ, this site shows some serious low-IQ'ers here. You may be the product of wincest. YDI OP.

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Mmm.... what's cookin... oh! my favourite! Toasted wallet with a bit of melted plastic (credit card, ID, etc.) on it!

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really? your stupid bro, kids can get into whatever they want when they want to, I climbed a closet shelf when I was 4 and found my grandpa's .357 loaded.

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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i don't think you can insult this guy... he already shit himself, and most likely was injured during the fall.

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