By Anonymous / Friday 28 October 2011 02:49 / United States
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  XxREXxX  |  0

relax bro, there will be many more opportunities

  blackheart24  |  10

I think op's girlfriend texted her mom and said help me!!!

  nava1210  |  12

I don't understand the big words (-_-)
I'll go look it up and come right back..

  nava1210  |  12

My "-_-" looks retarded =[

  DjeePee  |  24

"You still had time... It's not like your first time would last long anyways"

I completely disagree. Not only can a first time last pretty long, but (and this is even more important) if OP and his girlfriend continued to have sex, they probably would feel very stressed + do it in a hurry = not enjoy it that much. If they would have had sex, knowing that OP's girlfriend would have to leave in 5-10 minutes, would it still be worth to remember? First times are overrated, true true, but that doesn't mean you can't try to make it fun.

  NinaTatianna  |  9

Sorry if this comes off as rude, but "spooky" literally couldn't be more of an irrelevant term for this situation.

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

Spooky in reference to the fact that her mother just happened to call and demand that she return home right when she took her shirt off before having sex.
That just might be her thought process.
Now you look rude and unable to connect the dots.


Before we all start hating Nina, she doesn't speak English well and she might think of "spooky" means a very specific thing. I know when I try to speak Spanish, I can't comprehend a lot of simple concepts. I'm not dumb, I'm just not an expert at speaking foreign tongues.

  DynamicDave  |  11

Perhaps if she doesn't know English that well, she shouldn't be a jerk to others who do. She could've politely asked how the word "spooky" was relevant or something like that.

By  GeneralMotors  |  22

That is very awesome.

By  powderbluetang  |  11

Fyl. That's never fun.

By  flockz  |  19

mom needs her daily foot massage. thats why your girlfriend has such smooth hands.

By  uprising_fml  |  0

moms know their shit .
next time, just hit silence :)

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