Today I was 2min into a sex dream with my celebrity crush. And...

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By dryspell - 18/06/2018 20:51

Today I was 2min into a sex dream with my celebrity crush. And I'd realised it was a dream so given myself the ok to continue. Then the sound of my kids crying in the real world woke me up at 6:30am. They cock block me in life and in dreams. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:39

You could always ask someone to look after the kids for a while. And don't worry about your sex dream. Right Said Fred will never leave.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:39

You could always ask someone to look after the kids for a while. And don't worry about your sex dream. Right Said Fred will never leave.

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