By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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kpetrovski 24

That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.

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rozalyn77 15

Sounds like it's for the best... Don't worry op, you'll find someone who you never have a loss of things to talk about with nor will it matter what you say :) Keep your chin up!

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Greattitan2 13

Should have stopped when you thought "what's the worse that could happen."

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cksmith51 14

Plot twist: OP's girlfriend is blind and can't read texts

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xKrisSmoove 21

The old "What's the worst that could happen?" question. A question that ruins everything.

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homtravel 10

If you didn't bother to even make an effort to at least text what were you expecting? Two way traffic dude.

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kimberlynndayton 4

He did text her. They had such a boring conversation that they broke up.

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elizacandle 29

if that's the case, it's for the best.

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ShyVi 18

Now I really want to know what you sent her.

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KingBobtheThird 16

Murphy's Law: Anything that can happen, will happen.

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Zebediabolical 39

It's more along the lines of 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.'

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