Love: Today, I wanted to ask my crush whether he'd go to the formal... - FML

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By Annapawlo - 21/02/2016 15:46 - Germany

Today, I wanted to ask my crush whether he'd go to the formal with me. I asked "Do you already have a partner for the dance?" and he said "yes". 5 minutes later my friend asked him and he said "I don't have anyone yet". He obviously didn't want me to ask him. FML

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