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By clumsysauce - 09/06/2016 01:48 - United States - Oklahoma City
Today, I want to get in my car, twisted my ankle in a crack on the road and fell down. Worst part was I had my keys in my hand so I literally keyed my own car on my way down. #FML
I was gonna say FYL but you had to just put a hashtag on there.