Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my room and all of my things were not where... - FML

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By Uberdeathturtle - 15/03/2016 14:04 - United States - Boone

Today, I walked into my room and all of my things were not where I left them. My posters were upside down, my peanut butter was in the microwave. My roommate took acid while I was gone and refuses to tell me what 'surprises' are in store for me, FML.

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