By WellGroomed - 23/10/2015 01:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
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WellGroomed 4

This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML

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A07 48

"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"

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arano 29

Take a dump on his pillow and see how surprised he is.

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SorrowsReward 27

I'm sure glad I'm not your roommate! (Not that I'd ever trim my pubes on your couch if I was...)

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anythingrandom 23

pissing on it would be worse. if we are talking about teaching someone a lesson.

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worldclassrager 39

Some people I wonder what goes through their mind

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geminijojo 10

Pull a Cartman.. There's a South Park episode where Cartman makes chilli with the pubes of all the boys from town. Make him a nice pube dinner.

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BawlmerHon24 17

oh my. tell him to take his peanuts outside to trim

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Masift 21

if he really doesn't see a problem with you catching him doing that, then you might want to consider a new roommate.

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