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Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 19 November 2012 19:44 / United States - Fresno
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By  kyleekay  |  24

You mean tearing off my clothing in a fit of rage whilst watching sports ISN'T normal? I guess that explains all the strange looks at my local bar, then.

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By  DarkSeekerX94446  |  14

That must've been awkward..

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  zebraumicornz  |  6

What does YDI mean?

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  TheMaster15  |  10

NO. It means Young Dinosaurs Intent!

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

84- no one was rude to the person who asked, it is common for people to just try and make funny ways for it to be interpreted differently and see how silly/creative/genius some people can be. And then there was some meanness being pointed toward the person that made a terrible attempt at this...and YDI means Yoda drinks iodine, everybody knows that! Why did you think he talked so funny?

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  codyjohn17  |  5

What the hell is wrong with your husband?!?! Watching soccer?!?! Really!?!!

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ah 91 you see i was waiting for this comment but you see a state is an idependantly governed sovern nation ie secritary of state (not secritary of country or secritary of nation or secritary of states) the uk is a state canada is a state china is a state and even the united states is a state altho the reason that our state is called the united states of america is that it was orriganally a confederacy (ie articles of confederation) and states in a confederacy are sovern over the central government (meaning they have more power than the central government) if i were to reffer to the united states as a country i would be describing only the 48 contenental states (because a country is defined as a specific area) or a nation would be to confusing (considering a nation is describing an ethnic background and the us is a mealting pot of ethnicities) the proper term to describe the us is a state

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@ #85, but you are wrong, the US is not the only country that refers to it as soccer...here in SA we do as well. Our national tournament is even called the Premier Soccer League.

By  bakunin  |  4

Don't mess with a man and his sports!

By  MrHotShot22  |  6

Should've joined him for some quality bonding time.

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  Quinn32  |  16

63- That's a false equivalency, more does not equal merry. If there were 2000 people in that room, would they be celebrating? No, they'd be suffocating.

By  laurenlovesjb  |  20

I am so sorry for you... And your friend! FYL!

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  Pleonasm  |  31

He really made an ass out of OP in front of her guest! It must be once in a pink moon that you bring an acquaintance round only for this to happen. I hope he didn't give you any cheek, otherwise this would be too much to bare. He's got to be nuts! You've got to be bananas! He must really be adickted to football, he really enjoys those penile-ty kicks!

By  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Well did your friend like what she saw? ;)

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I'd be mad if my friend saw my husband without pants or underwear on, and liked what they saw, that could easily lead to an affair, or her seducing him.

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

If you can't trust your friends or your husband, I feel really sorry for you. No penis is that perfect that someone would ruin a friendship to get their hands on it, and if your husband is that easy that he'd just go around sleeping with your friends, why are you even together?

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  kyleekay  |  24

55- I think #49 overreacted a bit with the "affair" scenario, but I wouldn't be comfortable with my friends seeing my husband's genitals either. It's less about trust, more about that area being meant for my eyes only.

By  Pleonasm  |  31

For goodness sake! First the microwave, now the TV? Get your act together man! What is your fetish for elctronics? I'm positive that there's a spark between you.

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  pickles1994  |  18

Electronics*

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