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By _harleyquinn_69 - 16/03/2016 00:42 - United States - Latonia

Today, I walked into my dorm room to find my boyfriend fucking my little sister. Whats worse is he was putting more effort into it for her then ever tried with me. Even worse then that, my sister tried to say he was putting a tampon in her. FML

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