By Anonymous / Monday 10 October 2011 08:29 / Reserved
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  twofirstnames  |  12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  doctorwhogirl  |  0

she should have told him to weigh his head because if it gets to big it's a sign of brain cancer... then sit back and watch him try to actually weigh his own head like a complete asshat


My theory is that he was really about to take a dump on the scales because someone told him it was the heaviest thing in the world. But when the OP walked in he had to think up a good excuse in a hurry for being like that.. and failed.

  Jammy01jams  |  2

This is where we need a facepalm smiley. :/

:4 That's actually pretty good --> :4 any better ideas?

  Spoonz  |  4

What?! I don't take you seriously!

By  FarSide  |  22

Tell "Two hung low" he is nuts.


Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML

By Ixiion - / Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:26 / United States - Bay Shore

Today, I got to go to the water park with my class. I jumped over the rails that maintain lines because there was nobody around and managed to break a toe. Hello, 7+ hours of roasting in the sun, watching 500 other kids have a great time. FML

By toeman - / Friday 1 September 2017 02:35 / United States - Sonoma
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