Animals: Today, I walked in on my cat vomiting directly into my dogs open... - FML

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By thejordan52x - 03/02/2016 05:52 - United States - Boise

Today, I walked in on my cat vomiting directly into my dogs open mouth. it was easily the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. FML

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