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Oh hey honey... I read on the Internet you could make grapes more ripe by inserting them in my urethra. Want one? They taste great!

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if you didn't notice, it doesn't say whether op is a girl o guy, so he could be gay, and the fruit could be a cucumber.

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Exactly like the part in American pie when the dude has sex with an apple pie :P lol maybe he saw the movie and got motivated??

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17, what three meant was that OP's bf would have been using the banana as a dildo, say, if he were using one. Although, if you slice the skin of a banana down the middle, then empty out the inside of the banana, you could use it like that. Just flop your dick in and off you go.

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104, I think I've seen it in a movie. Not sure which one though. All I know is I've heard it somewhere.

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i just realized 67 was talking to the person who commented not the person who said foursome I thumb down my own comment and weep

Come on, OP, be more specific about the piece of fruit. Was it an apple? Grapefruit? Lemons? A coconut? You can't hold important information like that behind.

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#50: oh my gosh, before you get wicked responses..OP really means original poster, which was the person who submitted the FML :)

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