Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating to porn in the... - FML

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By Down19 - 28/06/2016 22:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating to porn in the bath, I was in my underwear and he went soft when I walked in. FML

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Mr_Mole 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 13:38

Only cos you caught him. He's have been embarrassed.

FoxOne_fml 12

Wednesday 29 June 2016 17:14

Walking in on a guy is something that would usually surprise them and make him feel embarrassed and then go soft right away.

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Ahyuenhsia 21

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:30

wow..

Mr_Mole 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 13:38

Only cos you caught him. He's have been embarrassed.

MrDrDaBoss 6

Wednesday 29 June 2016 14:25

You probably startled him

FoxOne_fml 12

Wednesday 29 June 2016 17:14

Walking in on a guy is something that would usually surprise them and make him feel embarrassed and then go soft right away.

TheSir022 9

Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:36

dont worry about it, you more than likely startled him. Guys usually dont get hard when scared and embarrassed.

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:35

Why was he doing it in the bath in the first place???

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