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Duh!! Everybody KNOWS that sucking face will prevent an allergic reaction and save someone's life. Geez, where the hell have you been your whole life!

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What if he was telling the truth?!?! He had to suck that peanut butter out of her mouth with his tounge! Someone had to do it. Sorry OP though. That does suck.

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12- Yes you're right. Because God gave man both a brain and a penis. But not enough blood to supply them both.

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lol Yeah a true hero for sure, and I'm not surprised she was having an allergic reaction cos err ...... white is not a normal color for butter

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*clears throat* Well other than the clearly obvious joke, it's also a reference to I, Robot, but maybe you don't get out much. Förefan.

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I think you should save his life with a swift kick to the nuts, to save him from his "lack of nuthurt" allergies!

+5 for the boyfriend for the impromptu bullshit excuse. -200,000,000 for him making out with with your best friend. He's only -199,999,995 points in debt; what shall you do?

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