By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 026
You deserved it 3 261

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

Comments

Congrats on a new job, hopefully people aren't all like that.

lauralabia3 13

Take it as a compliment, regardless of the giver.

It's only the first day. Stay optimistic OP

Well, maybe they're gay? Even if they aren't, take it as a compliment. It isn't every day someone tells you that! Unless it is, but based off the FML, I'm willing to assume that isn't the case.

Since you are willing to assume, then so am I. I am willing to assume you wrote your comment half asleep.

I'm willing to assume he's an idiot

Wizardo 33

As a former waiter, you have to get used to making stupid and weird conversation all the time. If its a little too crude tell the customer that it is not acceptable and just keep it moving bruh.

JustinJK 21

Or play it up and get more tips.

annie_zoo 27

are you david beckham? <3

Honest he's probably just gay so who cares maybe you have a nice ass for a guy