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By Kooitera - 27/09/2016 08:28 - Australia - Brisbane

Today I visited the local park with my husband. Trying to be sweet, I gave him a small kiss. He responded with "you kiss like a hooker", before loudly exclaiming "I don't have your drugs!", and promptly taking off. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Was utterly random embarrassment his idea of being funny? or... otherwise it sounds like he exclaimed "I don't have your drugs!" because he did them all earlier.

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maggay 9

What the **** happened for this to occur?

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Was utterly random embarrassment his idea of being funny? or... otherwise it sounds like he exclaimed "I don't have your drugs!" because he did them all earlier.

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Iwannarock1 19

Are you commenting on every "almost fml's" today? It's a rhetorical question.

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Calarel_bones 12

lol i can honestly see that he's trying to be playful and funny.. probably not in the best way, but i can see the humour in it. ^_^

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ThrottleJockey 35

He's a keeper! The only thing better that he could've yelled was, "stranger danger! Bad touch! I need an adult! I need an adult!" all while running away.

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TargaryenBlood 22

While it probably was meant as a joke, it seems like there's a conversation ahead about what jokes are appropriate to make and especially drag each other into, in public (and private for that matter).

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