By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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Same thing different taste

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LOLYLIF 0

Aww.... Thats so cute, if not oddly disgusting.

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Ooh, poor me, I made out with my boyfriend but we didn't get to have sex! What a horrible life I have.

Oh, and I got a funny little story out of it, too! Why don't I just go and kill myself, my life sucks so hard.

Rhaegar 0

Wow. FYL, seriously. That's disgusting.

Rhaegar 0

It's a good thing I'm already calm, otherwise we would have a problem. ;)

You can't wake the dragon anymore when you're dead, Rhaegar.

XaosZaleski 0

Times like these call for the 'IDGAF' button or a 'DIAF' button. *clicks* Damnit. Still not working. >.<

*whispers* How to make this situation worse... how to make this situation worse... *scratches chin* Well, I guess if the younger sister was blowing up used condom balloons...

XaosZaleski 0

^^ If only. 'If your sister's the best, give her a test!' Can anyone say threesome?

Dude, the sister is 5 years old... I like where this is going.

Only on FML could this pass without shock XD But yeah, it did sound like a romantic night. Rose petals... candles... sex... your boyfriend's five year old sister being home... I couldn't think of a more romantic evening.

perdix 29

A room filled with candles is hot. I mean literally hot, high temperature, that is. You're going to be generating plenty of body heat if you are doing it right, and the extra heat from the candles is just going to make you sweat even more and maybe pass out from dehydration. Screw candles. You should illuminate your lovemaking with Klieg lights. ;)

Well that's overkill. I say use those fake candles or an environmentally friendly compact fluorescent. :)

machete_fml 0