Miscellaneous: Today, I’ve been living in Poland for three months now. I had... - FML

By polskibus - 31/01/2012 05:55 - Poland

Today, I’ve been living in Poland for three months now. I had the brilliant idea to take out the trash at midnight after washing my hair. A minute later, my hair was completely frozen and I even managed to break some of it off. I can confirm that it was -30 °C. FML

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Furcorn_57 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 1:35

FYL, OP. Your life sucks. I hope you were wearing decent clothes! First! Wait... This was 2012!

_burstpoop 4

Monday 2 May 2016 10:53

damn that's an old fml getting featured just now

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Punkgirl4554 20

Monday 2 May 2016 20:05

that's -22°F here. it's was -30°F in Michigan last winter, not that cold, went out in a dress and walked to my school bus.

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:44

I've never dried my hair before going outside, even in winter, and in Canada it can get that cold. Never had my hair even remotely come close to snapping off... this sounds like a bit of an exaggeration...

Saava 29

Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:32

Being Polish, I love your username.

Velimir Tchatchevsky 6

Wednesday 31 May 2017 15:43

Just FYI you really can die going out in the cold with wet hair - I've got a true story about it.

Thomas J. Simpson 5

Friday 23 March 2018 15:22

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