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By IPityTheStool - / Thursday 9 June 2011 13:22 / United Kingdom
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OP: means to discharge feces from the anal cavity. teacher: good. teacher: what does staff restroom mean?

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YES that would make perfect sense, considering you have no leverage. what are you going to say " I'll tell everyone you pooped, if I dont get an A " common grow up a bit

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My thoughts exactly. Just be like "Your foul stench has struck the words from my mouth, and I refuse to partake in any form of conversing. Good day!"

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OP didn't even have to respond, it's not like there's etiquette rules for inter-stall bathroom conversations...

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How would you end the conversation? "Um sorry miss but I have been constipated for a while and I'm trying to focus." "Sorry and where's your respect? Don't call me miss call me by my full name" "Sorry Mrs. Assypants." FYI my name is Mr.Sassypants but since my name gets confused I thought I'll put it into my stupid story. :/

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The teacher tried to make a deal with OP not to tell anyone about this and she would give her extra credit. OP obviously did not accept.

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Well if there is a kid named "anyone" that doesn't go on FML than OP still might get extra credit. I ruin everything.

How is this an FML? "someone pooped in the bathroom, then apologized. I then talked to him." YDI, brotha, YDI

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Real English uses s, American English uses z. We say apologise, you say apologize. Get an education.

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After the revolutionary war you changed the spellings to make a conscious break from your association with the uk. It's not just spelling either, we say crisps meaning chips, our chips are your french fries, you say sidewalk we say pavement. Your suspenders are our braces, our suspenders are your garters. It's great fun to learn about!

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I thougt someone was most likely to say "diarrhoea" is misspelled and say it is "diarrhea" but looks like someone attacked "apologise". Probably because no one wants to attack diarrhoea. 8)

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Obviously you fail at life if you don't know UK English has different spellings from American English.

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it's not that amazing how ignorant some people are. you can't expect everyone to know everything. just correct them and move on with your life. no need to insult them too!

This isn't an FML; it's an amusing episode in the life of a student. I didn't feel bad for the OP. Instead, I smiled.

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