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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Sunday 12 January 2014 9:39

Kudos to you for being brave enough to sing in a public restroom.

guci101 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Did you think the urinals were sinks or something?

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ironmany_fml 23

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:50

yeah sure "accidentally" ;)

Dre27 20

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:51

Singing in a public bathroom takes more balls than have been in that bathroom combined

CrazyMelvin 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:52

YDI: pay attention next time.

tiger8255 13

Monday 13 January 2014 4:44

OP may have been in a rush to use the restroom, and just ran in.

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:58

should have sang " its rainng men" did they atleast clap when you left?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:58

"It's raining men, hallelujah."

VampOfSavannah 31

Sunday 12 January 2014 10:00

Would you rather someone hear you singing or pooping?

sdroze1389 31

Sunday 12 January 2014 10:03

why? that's the weirdest thing I've herd today.

awkwardloveannie 28

Sunday 12 January 2014 10:13

own it

ZY1431 24

Sunday 12 January 2014 10:31

nailed it lol.u have more gall then me.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Sunday 12 January 2014 10:55

Strut out like it's no-ones buisness

dotalover 15

Wednesday 15 January 2014 5:20

:-)

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