Miscellaneous: Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

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Sick ride, dude

By RdL - 17/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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Happy Birthday

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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Car brain

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 05:00

Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML

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Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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Wrecked

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad is mad at me because I refused to buy a truck. An ugly old Isuzu with two flat tires and a missing headlight, and the owner said it needed a new transmission & brakes, but still wanted $8000. Apparently, without consulting me, Dad promised him I'd buy it as payment for guns he bought. Now he's in debt. FML

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Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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saIty 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 15:53

HOW DARE THEM DISS OPTIMUS PRIME!

nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 15:54

Maybe it's time to fix up your truck.

Comments

J08J 20

Wednesday 26 December 2012 16:39

Put an actual piece of shit in front of the house, see how they react. LOL!

leadawg75 12

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:30

I just dropped 10 IQ points because of that.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 26 December 2012 16:43

"I want my two dollars!" ***love that movie! (:

wagne057 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 16:51

Time to get to work!

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:12

And you're not tired of it? Take pride in your truck, buddy and fix it! Sorry, this FML is hitting very close to home. My boyfriend once had a '68 Chevy Camaro that needed soooo much work on it. It just sat in front of our house for years. I didn't care if it cost a small fortune to repair but it just sat there untouched! It caused lots of fights because-- either sell it or fix it but don't have it sit there to continue to deteriorate! It was sold soon after even though I know it broke his heart to part with his dream car. I later helped him with the payments for a new truck as a thank you for him choosing that route. (:

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:33

Anyone, would be sooo lucky to have you.

MaggsAllLoaded 2

Thursday 27 December 2012 7:54

I am trying my hardest to fix the damn thing but I am an unemployed teenager. All I need is the cash to fix it and I will. The truck has been in my family since 81. It is the truck that my parents got married in and my moms first car.