Intimacy: Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend. He however chose to "study"...

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By prdicek - 13/05/2016 08:38 - Czech Republic

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend. He however chose to "study" instead. FML

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Iamentertained 13

Friday 13 May 2016 16:29

I'm with your boyfriend it's finals time.

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 18:12

Yeah.... sorry, but you can get up to your sexy times when grades aren't at stake.

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Iamentertained 13

Friday 13 May 2016 16:29

I'm with your boyfriend it's finals time.

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 18:12

Yeah.... sorry, but you can get up to your sexy times when grades aren't at stake.

klipper57 12

Friday 13 May 2016 21:42

A's before bae's

k_cummins 21

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:13

Be glad he has his priorities in order. And honestly, he's not required to have sex with you on demand, regardless of what he is doing instead.

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