By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 277
You deserved it 4 139

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

jack_jill05 14

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

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Hopefully she'll understand the stress you were in and say yes :). Also, get better soon :D

A couple that faints together stays together.

I guess it wasn't meant to be. You'll be stuck doing ✊?? for awhile.

meli1195 31

just because they fainted doesn't mean they're not meant to be

Is that supposed to be an emote for masturbation?

It was but it didn't show up. It was just a joke anyways.

At least the man didn't steal the ring and walk off. hope your head is OK though

you're lucky no one stole the ring while you both where passed out...that would be very unfortunate

Mc2013 18

Two is what you were going for. "You two make a perfect couple."