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By jet223 - 05/04/2016 11:26 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I tried to curb my dad's gambling addiction when I found out that he bet Villanova would win with a 3 in the last minute for $10,000. Now he won't shut up and he thinks he can gamble on anything and will win. FML

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