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Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 July 2009 09:23 / United States
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By  irishdubr  |  0

Ur a moron. U don't put rubbers in ur mouth unless u want that shit to break. Good luck with ur pregnancy

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  510killa  |  0

maybe he wasnt doing cpr, maybe he was just doing u from behind haha

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  yxeshctib  |  2

wow, FAIL!!! plus just get on the pill and you won't have to worry about condoms. plus guys prefer to go comando when it comes to protection! and it's kinda hotter if the guy doesn't wear one!

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