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By ouch - 23/01/2016 16:54 - Netherlands - De Rijp
Today, I tried a dildo with ridges and put it all the way in, to add extra to the experience I fingerd myself too. After I orgasmed, the dildo got stuck because I was to tight inside. I had to wait to become turned off to remove it, but got turned on every time a ridge past. It took me 1/2 hour. FML