Health: Today, I tore a ligament (or several) playing ultimate frisbee....

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By i8achicken - 28/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Irmo

Today, I tore a ligament (or several) playing ultimate frisbee. My foot swelled up so much that I can't even walk. I have to walk at graduation in a week. FML

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SoloAutotunE 17

Saturday 28 May 2016 17:10

Ice, heat, and then perhaps crutches

jessaureli 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 2:34

Sorry to hear that op! Congrats on graduating! They should be able to help you on and off the stage.

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SoloAutotunE 17

Saturday 28 May 2016 17:10

Ice, heat, and then perhaps crutches

GokuSS400 18

Saturday 28 May 2016 19:34

Good luck!!! Hope it was worth it ;D

jessaureli 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 2:34

Sorry to hear that op! Congrats on graduating! They should be able to help you on and off the stage.

SecretGoat 10

Monday 6 June 2016 5:37

******* great sport. Sorry to hear about your injury though, best of luck.

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